18:14:06 Tis 25/05/10
#31087
Någon mer än jag som tycker detta är lite roligt?
23:24:20 Tis 25/05/10
#31091
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Från Aftonbladet? Jag är skeptisk...
Do I have to change my name?
Will it get me far?
Should I lose some weight?
Am I gonna be a star?
I tried to be a boy, I tried to be a gIrland
I tried to be a mess, I tried to be the best
I guess I did it wrong, That's why I wrote this song
This type of modern life - Is it for me?
This type of modern life - Is it for free?
So I went in to a bar, looking for sympathy
A little company - I tried to find a friend
It's more easily said, it's always been the same
This type of modern life is not for me
This type of modern life is not for free
American life (American life)
I live the American dream (American dream)
You are the best thing I've seen
You are not just a dream (American life)
I tried to stay ahead, I tried to stay on top
I tried to play the part, but somehow I forgot
Just what I did it for and why I wanted more
This type of modern life - Is it for me?
This type of modern life - Is it for free?
Do I have to change my name? Will it get me far?
Should I lose some weight? Am I gonna be a star?
American life (American life)
I live the American dream (American dream)
You are the best thing I've seen
You are not just a dream (American life X2)
I tried to be a boy, tried to be a gIrland
tried to be a mess, tried to be the best
tried to find a friend, tried to stay ahead
I tried to stay on top ...
Do I have to change my name? Will it get me far?
Should I lose some weight? Am I gonna be a star?
*I'm drinking a Soy latte,
I get a double shotte,*
It goes through my body,
And you know I'm satisfied
I drive my Mini Cooper
And I'm feeling super-dooper
Yo they tell I'm a trooper
And you know I'm satisfied
I do yoga and Pilates
And the room is full of hotties
So I'm checking out the bodies
And you know I'm satisfied
I'm digging on the isotopes
This metaphysics shit is dope
And if all this can give me hope
You know I'm satisfied
I got a lawyer and a manager
An agent and a chef
Three nannies, an assistant
And a driver and a jet
A trainer and a butler
And a bodyguard or five
A gardener and a stylist
Do you think I'm satisfied?
I'd like to express my extreme point of view
I'm not Christian and I'm not a Jew
I'm just living out the American dream
And I just realised that nothing
Is what it seems
Do I have to change my name
Am I gonna be a star
Do I have to change my name
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