16:49:21 Tor 31/07/08
#945
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Jag tycker trailern för Watchmen är himla skojig.
Jag ser:
En batman-ripoff.
En blå kille som exploderar medan en irriterad städare ser på.
En blå kille som spränger en mexikan.
En kille i mask, hatt och trenchcoat som tror att man är superhjälte för man har en tändsticka och en sprayflaska.
Massa superhjälte stereotyper.
Vad ser ni?
14:38:19 Fre 15/08/08
#972
Rorschach knew that somebody had pushed his friend Eddie Blake on the playground. He had been playing on the jungle gym and someone had shoved him, giving him a skinned knee.
So he went to the local ice cream shop to find out who did it. It was a very mean thing to do and they had to apologize.
"Hello, Mr. Harry," said Rorschach to the ice cream shop owner.
"Hello, Rorschach," said Mr. Harry, smiling. "Please play nice with everybody today."
"I will, Mr. Harry. I just need to find out who shoved my friend Eddie when he was playing on the jungle gym yesterday. They should tell him they are sorry. Does anybody here know who did it?"
But nobody seemed to know. Suddenly, under his breath, a blond man said, "Rorschach is a big poopyhead!"
This made Rorschach very mad. He walked over to the man, made a fist, and started to rub the man's head with it.
"Aw, man! My hair!" shouted the man. "You are messing it up."
"I have just given this man a noogie," said Rorschach. "Who pushed Eddie on the playground?"
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14:40:36 Fre 15/08/08
#974
Comedian and Doctor Manhattan were getting some lemonade together after a big water fight. Comedian was still holding a water balloon.
"Do you want to play water balloons some more?" asked Doctor Manhattan.
"No," said Comedian. "I am feeling sleepy. I really just want to go home and take a nap."
A girl holding a big stuffed teddy bear in her arms heard the two talking, and walked over to them. "But, Eddie," she said, "you can't go home yet. You promised me that you would come over to my house, and we would play with the teddy bear that we made together."
"I don't care about our dumb stuffed bear," said Comedian rudely. "I am tired and I can't wait to go home and lie in my big, soft bed."
"After we worked so hard making this toy bear!" said the girl. She reached for her glass of lemonade, and before Comedian could do anything, she had spilled lemonade all over his shoes!
"My shoes!" shouted Comedian. "The stain will never come out." He angrily raised the water balloon, and thew it right on the girl and her teddy bear. They got all wet!
"My teddy bear is ruined!" The girl ran away crying.
"Comedian," said Doctor Manhattan sternly. "That girl was holding a teddy bear. Now it will take hours to dry, and start to smell musty!"
"I did not see you trying to help us stop fighting," said Comedian. "Not helping to stop friends from fighting is almost as bad as starting a fight yourself!"
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